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Supervisor only · Week 3

Running the service desk week

Four things are open this week and they are meant to be done in order: the desk reference, the Triage Trainer, the Service Desk Arcade, then the exam. Everything is graded and explained in the browser. You point them at the hub, you say the four things below out loud, and on Thursday you read their shift report.

Time it takes you

Fifteen minutes on Sunday or Monday, ten minutes on Thursday. Nothing in between unless they ask.

Time it takes them

Twenty minutes on the desk reference, two to three hours on the twenty four tickets, and about ninety minutes on the assessment. The arcade is what they do instead of scrolling.

What you get back

A shift report per intern: tickets judged, and the percentage right on type, priority and route separately, plus how many times a loud ticket swayed them.

Put this on the screen

What they type

jahez-coop-lab.pages.dev

That is the whole address. No password, no invite code, nothing to install. They create an account with their work email, which takes about ten seconds, and everything they do from that moment is credited to them.

If you want them to land straight on the sign-up form rather than the sign-in one, add /?join=2026-fall to the end. It is optional and it carries nothing personal — deliberately, because a link with somebody's address in it ends up in browser history and in the server logs.

Tell them to use the same browser all week. Progress is kept on the machine they are sitting at.

Fifteen minutes at the start

The four things to say out loud

  • Priority is calculated, never chosen. They judge impact and urgency separately and the priority falls out of the grid. There is no priority button anywhere in the lab, and that is deliberate. It is the single thing most people get wrong on a real desk.
  • The user's stated priority is wrong on twenty one of the twenty four tickets. Not occasionally — almost always. Some are marked Urgent and are P4; one is written politely and is a P1. The word in the email is how the user feels, not how the ticket is scored.
  • The type decides everything after it. If the type is wrong the priority cannot be right, because a different process is measuring it. Thirteen of the twenty four are incidents, seven are service requests, two are problems and two are changes.
  • Two tickets go to Cyber GRC and nowhere else. A phishing report and a suspected supplier bank fraud. Sending either straight to a colleague, deleting the mail, or searching the mailbox yourself destroys the evidence. Cyber GRC is one door and it is the only one.
What not to say
Do not walk them through the priority grid before they start. They have the desk reference and the Trainer explains every answer as they go. Being wrong on ticket three and told why is worth more than being told first and being right on ticket three for no reason.
What they will hit

The eight tickets that catch nearly everyone

Every ticket in the bank explains itself after the answer, so you do not need to teach these. Recognise them when an intern gets stuck, and ask the question in the last column.

TicketThey usually sayIt isAsk them
T03 URGENT!!! second screenP1, because the subject shoutsService request, P4"Who set that priority, you or the sender?"
T09 dispatch board questionP3, because it is politely writtenIncident, P1, L3"How many people cannot work right now?"
T14 wifi terrible todayFix the one laptopIncident, P1, L3"Did you check anyone sitting near her?"
T16 EVERYTHING IS DOWNP1, because it says whole companyIncident, P3, L2"Who else did you check before you believed it?"
T02 new girl needs the folderIncident, she cannot workService request"Did she ever have that access?"
T13 new keyboard pleaseCatalogue order, wait for approvalIncident — a part failed"Did the keyboard work last week?"
T06 FW: is this real?Delete it, praise her, closeIncident → Cyber GRC"Who else got that mail?"
T21 recordings missingPass to L3 and waitIncident → Vendor, P2"Whose system is it, and who still owns the user's ticket?"

Four of the twenty four cannot be judged from what is written and need a question asked first. An intern who answers all twenty four without ever saying "I would ask" has not read them properly.

The arcade

Why there is a game, and what it is for

Ticket Rush

Sixty seconds, type only. Speed builds a multiplier, a wrong call resets it and costs three seconds. It drills the first decision until it is automatic.

Under Pressure

Ten tickets, three lives, impact and urgency judged separately while the queue fills. Getting the right letter from the wrong reading scores eight instead of twenty five, and says so.

Where Does It Go

Routing to L1, L2, L3, Vendor, Cyber GRC or Not IT. This is the one that exposes whether the six destinations landed.

XP comes from beating your own best, not from playing
A round that matches or misses their previous best earns nothing, so grinding the same game does not inflate a rank. If you see a large arcade score, they genuinely improved.
The assessment

Two different things, and they are not interchangeable

Full assessmentFoundation style mock
Shape80 questions, 5 tickets, 3 written answers40 questions drawn from the 61 that sit on the ITIL 4 Foundation syllabus
ClockNone. It saves after every answer and resumes where they stopped60 minutes, closed book, no feedback until the end
FeedbackAfter every question, with the reasoningAt the end only, with the ones they missed
Pass markNone. It is a diagnosis, not a gate65 percent, the real one
Use it forFinding out what they do not knowFinding out whether they would pass on the day
Confidently wrong is tracked separately
Every question in the full assessment asks whether they were sure. The report counts how many times they were sure and wrong. That number matters more than the score: it is the one that costs on a live desk, and it is the number to open the Thursday conversation with.

The bank knows ITIL Version 5 exists. Those questions, along with the ISO comparisons and the L1/L2/L3 tiering, are deliberately kept out of the mock — they are good desk knowledge and they are not on the Foundation paper.

Ten minutes on Thursday

Reading a week 3 shift report

The report separates type, priority and route on purpose. The gaps between those three numbers are where the conversation is.

What you seeWhat it usually meansWhat to ask
Type high, priority lowThey can classify but they are still reading the user's mood. The most common pattern, and the easiest to fix."On T09, what made it a P1 when nobody shouted?"
Priority high, route lowThey judge severity well and do not yet know who owns what. Send them back to the six destinations on the desk reference."Who fixes a wireless design problem, and who fixes one laptop?"
Swayed count above threeLoud tickets are moving them. This is the habit the whole week exists to break."Which ticket did you re-read after you saw the answer?"
All three high, no timed shiftThey did the practice queue with the explanations in front of them and never tested it cold."Run a shift before Thursday." It is eight tickets and it takes ten minutes.
Confidently wrong above fiveGuessing with conviction. Worth more attention than any score on the page."Pick one of those. What would have to be true for the other answer to be right?"
The one question worth asking every intern
"Which ticket did you get wrong in a way you would not have believed?" It takes thirty seconds and it tells you whether the week actually landed.